What’s the coolest startup programmer job title?
A colleague at a company manufacturing fault-tolerant servers:
We sell computers that never break. I write the software that tells the customer it's broken.
A friend at a company doing security analysis of binary code:
I make people mad by generating a ton of false positives.
Much more colorful than "developer" or "engineer" or "code monkey". What's the best you've ever said or heard?